Health: Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with...

By prego - 24/08/2010 16:01 - Canada

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 14:07 - Canada

Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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amerwin 3

Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:52

hop in the shower next time and just let it all out!

bummervacation 10

Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:44

awww that sucks.... :(

Comments

penicillin 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:06

Ever heard of plastic bag or paper bag?

bestdayever023 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:48

it's called a damn trash can. damn. throwing away a contained bag of puke..is way better than trying to wipe it off the walls.

bekdebekah 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:57

grab a bag pee and barf at the same time still sux tho

jeZuss 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 1:05

you should of jumped in the tub and done both!!!

xlovexsexxmagic 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 1:18

u r well enough to be on FML

HarderMyDarling 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 1:35

Pregnant chicks scare me. Almost as much as babies.

irockfendergirl 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 6:55

154- You're a little creepy yourself.

MiGman 5

Wednesday 25 August 2010 1:41

hey op pee in the toilet and puke into the bathtub. no mess to Clem off the floor

Nomazlab 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 1:55

It's a choice between changing pants, or cleaning chunks off the wall.

tinybear93 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 2:05

it's gonna suck when you're really pregnant and the baby is really pushing on your bladder

ShadowPunkChick 1

Wednesday 25 August 2010 2:24

You should have just went into the shower..then yes there's a mess but its a lot easier to clean up..lucky for me I never got morning sickness, already half way through my pregnancy and still have control over my bladder, I just have to go a lot more often..but why would you choose vomit over pee?..