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By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML

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By WaitingByThePhone - 09/07/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML

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By Anon - 30/03/2012 05:10 - New Zealand

Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML

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By scaredshitless - 03/03/2012 13:55 - Finland

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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By Kit2019 - 23/07/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

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You deserved it 441

By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By Forever Alone - 16/05/2019 06:14

Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML

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By skrumpp - 20/03/2014 16:15

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

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By someone72 - 22/03/2010 23:20 - United States

Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML

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You deserved it 7 598

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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You deserved it 29 184

By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 11:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML

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Seegtease 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:17

How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.

mehungie2 3

Monday 4 May 2009 10:11

That happens to me too, sadface :(

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Seegtease 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:17

Rowdey 10

Tuesday 8 May 2012 6:35

Hey, hey, think of what your saying. It sucks that this lovely young woman didn't get a text all day. Almost as much as the time she dropped her silver spoon or had to fire her butler for being poor. Don't be so insensitive..

FMY_FYL 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:18

FYL for getting excited over a text message.

Demon_Squirtle 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:19

If this is a FML moment for you, God forbid the day you stub your toe! How can you live on??

Contra 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:20

HOW EVER CAN HE COPE!!!one!!!!1!!!!! Srsly, lame. Not an FML.

buddddy 5

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:58

how is to lame

liuken 3

Monday 4 May 2009 10:22

YDI because your life is so easy you actually think this is an FML

ZleveL 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 7:14

YES! HOW THE GODAMN **** IS THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE AN FML, BUT WHEN I SUBMITTED MY FML ABOUT MY MOM BREAKiNG MY SHIT OVER A MOTHERFUCKING BACKSCRATCHER IT DOESNT GET????? HOLY ******* SHIT I FEEL LIKE STRANGLING SOME DUMBASS ON THE STREET AND SLITING HIS ****** THROAT >=O

ZleveL 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 7:16

by "yes" I meant I agreed with him saying ydi, not thinking this is fml worthy. this is asswipe

randomyup 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:26

wooo lame much? seriously..

SonicSophie 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:27

I don't.... see the FML here. Can anyone help? This would have been a better FML if you hadn't recieved a text in months, and this was a text, and it was an automated text or something. See now THAT's funny. This isn't.