By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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Seegtease 0

How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.

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Seegtease 0

How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.

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Rowdey 10

Hey, hey, think of what your saying. It sucks that this lovely young woman didn't get a text all day. Almost as much as the time she dropped her silver spoon or had to fire her butler for being poor. Don't be so insensitive..

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FMY_FYL 0

FYL for getting excited over a text message.

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Demon_Squirtle 0

If this is a FML moment for you, God forbid the day you stub your toe! How can you live on??

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Contra 0

HOW EVER CAN HE COPE!!!one!!!!1!!!!! Srsly, lame. Not an FML.

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liuken 3

YDI because your life is so easy you actually think this is an FML

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ZleveL 0

YES! HOW THE GODAMN **** IS THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE AN FML, BUT WHEN I SUBMITTED MY FML ABOUT MY MOM BREAKiNG MY SHIT OVER A MOTHERFUCKING BACKSCRATCHER IT DOESNT GET????? HOLY ******* SHIT I FEEL LIKE STRANGLING SOME DUMBASS ON THE STREET AND SLITING HIS ****** THROAT >=O

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ZleveL 0

by "yes" I meant I agreed with him saying ydi, not thinking this is fml worthy. this is asswipe

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SonicSophie 0

I don't.... see the FML here. Can anyone help? This would have been a better FML if you hadn't recieved a text in months, and this was a text, and it was an automated text or something. See now THAT's funny. This isn't.

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Leptailurus 0

Wow... POOR YOU you didn't get a text message. You're life must SUCK HARDCORE. And in case you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic there... :/

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