Intimacy: Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles....

By hitintheeye - 26/11/2011 15:09 - Canada

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

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By bootyislife - 16/06/2015 20:01 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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Timing

By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Westerville

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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Stuff

By BOO! - 25/05/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML

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Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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By PlayTag - 05/02/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

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Double-edged sword

By Janitoro - 23/11/2012 01:19 - United States

Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2017 06:00

Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML

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Saturday 26 November 2011 18:54

come prepared

LeoF_fml 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Haha, too big of a load to handle?

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NAAMxLOOS 11

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:24

That means you blow a huge load. Be happy with that, OP.

sandeepb 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:54

Japanese Rain Goggles?

malnourished_pig 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:02

Not an FML.... ur getting head man!

soccercreator7 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:45

She probably heard of the girl who got a black eye from one and she didn't want the same to happen

callmesillyxxx 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:14

Lmfaoo i crackdd up

krazzycody 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:38

ha ha ha , all good i had a girl right b4 we were supposed too hook up ask me if i brought latex gloves as well

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:40

That's awesome. If you think this is a FML for you, just dump her and pick up some big hairy guy named "Bert" at a gay biker bar.

jcortez91 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:00

just in case the load was super thick!!! lol,like mine

Tise 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:22

Dats nt dat bad

ziatenaj 9

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:22

Not a bad idea.

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