By hitintheeye - 26/11/2011 15:09 - Canada

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Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
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LeoF_fml 0

Haha, too big of a load to handle?

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bubo_fml 10

"There he goes, there goes speed racer, he's a demon on wheels!"

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nikkij1988 0

Wow, you must shoot a load if she needs goggles! Lol!!!

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DowningNF 7

It's actually been proven that the iron in semen can cause blindness if you have enough. So either you get a lot of BJ's or you shoot a puddle.

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bugmenotmofo 34

Wait, are you really complaining on FML about GETTING A ********?? No, you're not. You're trying to brag. I would say YDI, but you really don't.

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jobsman99 0

What a great gal that loves facials!! She must be trying out the new goggles for some Saturday night bukkake with you and your friends And you still get regular blow jobs. You must shoot a lot. Lucky you.

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Sweetie1329 2

Haha! She is a smart 1 I would do the exact same thing too!

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