By hitintheeye - 26/11/2011 15:09 - Canada

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Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
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LeoF_fml 0

Haha, too big of a load to handle?

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thrillawang 0

oh. no. next is saran wrap in her mouth. YOU NEED TO STOP THIS NOW!

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FYLDeep 25

It's easier to aim a rifle than a pistol. She just didn't trust that you would hit your target with your 3 inch dick. Sorry if this was too mean, I just thought it was funny.

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FYLDeep 25

I get it. People with tiny dicks are too insecure to take a joke. That's why they drive around in 4 wheel drive twat tanks.

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ikickgingers 15

64 - rocking the mullet. Party in the back... Business in the front. Lloksjdjdksllalalslsls welcome to 2011 chode nozzle.

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ikickgingers 15

^^ ($))$)!/!:&&:!: you ($/$!:.77838/!!/!:hsjjsn!!!

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kodinbug 2

Hahahahahaha she's awesome

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pottymouthpanda 0

Safety First! :)

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BiGaL12343 7

Hard to look hot with goggles on, but I jizzed into my girlfriends eye once and she was in a lot of pain for a good few hours so it's fair really!

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monster_tamer 11

My understanding is the semen in eyes is a painful combination. Perhaps she doesn't want to worry about that happening? Seems perfectly reasonable.. minus the un-sexiness of it.

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sandergtf 4

if she swallowed she wudnt have this problem...

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