Miscellaneous: Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that...

By whatgoesaround - 15/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML

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By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

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You deserved it 54 056

By Anonymous - 20/09/2014 15:28 - Sweden - Kung?lv

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

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You deserved it 14 090

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 727

By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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You deserved it 44 643

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By wtfffbro - 02/10/2022 15:30 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I randomly ghosted an ex-friend and blocked her on my social media a few years ago for being too obsessed with Asian culture, I also saw the same girl making out with the same guy I’ve had a crush on the last few weeks. They’ve already started dating as of last night. Karma: 1 Me: 0. FML

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Parental love

By Anonymous - 15/04/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my toxic daughter learned that yelling at a biker chick won’t just get her an argument, it will get her several broken bones and a concussion. The FML is that I now have to take care of her with her broken leg for six weeks. I hate her; she’s such a bitch to everyone. FML

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You deserved it 318

Fine dining and ball pits don't mix

By Anonymous - 13/10/2022 16:00

Today, a nasty brat at the restaurant finally tripped up while running around uncontrollably, and hurt himself. I commented to my wife that "karma finally struck." The brat's mom heard me and threw my keys into the kids' ball pit. It’s been over an hour and even the bar staff can’t find my damn keys. FML

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jennaboo 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:41

Yup, karma is a bitch.

Judge_Mental 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:43

Falling up the stairs?

Comments

Ipreferbroccoli 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 10:38

Life shouldn't be random. But it is.

xKattAttack 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 10:41

Wow. Just from this post, I can tell the OP is incredibly pretentious, shallow and insecure. And if she believed in "Karma", why'd she go and be a bitch? YDI.

2005KonaScrapp 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 11:07

Falling up the stairs? Was gravity on a break?

MissyWissyKach 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:18

how the hell do u fall up the stairs?... did u die and go to heaven? cuz i think god pulls u to heaven but then he decided u could live and live a regretful life of hurting people.

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Monday 17 August 2009 0:21

she probably was walking up the stairs and fell forward

TheTragicReturn 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 17:26

In other words, you're saying "I deserved it" on a "F my life" website?

monnanon 13

Sunday 16 August 2009 18:34

Why are people ******** on others beliefs? How are her beliefs any less valid than anyone elses. At least she isn't trying to shove her beliefs down peoples throat. OP unfortunately Karma doesn't work like that. its to do with reincarnation but still it is an odd set of coincidences. I hope your wrist gets better.

Crickets 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 19:11

You may have a sprained wrist, but she is still fat and ugly.. at least your wrist will heal =)

GreatAwakening 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:48

But she could lose the weight.. But she'd still be ugly. True.

boomstar 11

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:54

Ima firm believer in karma as well....YDI

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:36

Way to go jackass

Leaveittosteven 0

Monday 17 August 2009 2:55

Karma is just a moron's way of justifying cause and effect phenomena that they can't explain. In this case, you were a clumsy idiot with weak wrists, therefore you sprained your wrist.