Miscellaneous: Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that...

By whatgoesaround - 15/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML

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You deserved it 56 404

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 6 280

By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 649

You deserved it 54 056

By Anonymous - 20/09/2014 15:28 - Sweden - Kung?lv

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

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You deserved it 14 090

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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You deserved it 20 019

By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 122

You deserved it 727

By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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You deserved it 312 923

By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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You deserved it 44 643

Fetishizating weeboos are cringe

By wtfffbro - 02/10/2022 15:30 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I randomly ghosted an ex-friend and blocked her on my social media a few years ago for being too obsessed with Asian culture, I also saw the same girl making out with the same guy I’ve had a crush on the last few weeks. They’ve already started dating as of last night. Karma: 1 Me: 0. FML

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You deserved it 1 177

Parental love

By Anonymous - 15/04/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my toxic daughter learned that yelling at a biker chick won’t just get her an argument, it will get her several broken bones and a concussion. The FML is that I now have to take care of her with her broken leg for six weeks. I hate her; she’s such a bitch to everyone. FML

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You deserved it 318

Fine dining and ball pits don't mix

By Anonymous - 13/10/2022 16:00

Today, a nasty brat at the restaurant finally tripped up while running around uncontrollably, and hurt himself. I commented to my wife that "karma finally struck." The brat's mom heard me and threw my keys into the kids' ball pit. It’s been over an hour and even the bar staff can’t find my damn keys. FML

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You deserved it 598

jennaboo 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:41

Yup, karma is a bitch.

Judge_Mental 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:43

Falling up the stairs?

Comments

slinkiess 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:15

Just because you don't believe in karma means that she deserves it. People are entitled to an opinion.

Trooth 13

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:45

Well I don't believe in karma but I think you should've just let her live her life. I mean she has to go around being teased by people about her fatness...I think that's even there.

Vaetrus 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 7:26

It can never be even. And karma is not real. Stop consoling yourself with false hope.

NyteProwleR 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 4:43

that's not karma, if the bitch is a bitch, shes BITCH....ur just pointing it out.

tarheel22893 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 5:23

A. That doesn't have anything to do with karma B. Karma doesn't exist

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Sunday 16 August 2009 6:20

FYL. It looks to me like karma gave you the bad end of the deal because it would be even if you didn't fall on the stairs.

the1ultimate 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 6:37

At least you learned. Heaps of people take longer than that to figure out the two-way street idea.

shelboo_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 7:29

I'm surprised at all the people who are surprised about falling up stairs. I've seen it! They just lift their foot too close to the stair and WHAM. Face-plant.

cocky 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 8:17

it's not karma, you're just a ******* idiot. they're called coincidences.

hayride1987 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 8:35

if you were really a big believer in karma then you would actually know what it is! look it up! do some research! this is not an example of karma!

chowyuk 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 10:23

today believing i was going to read stupid fmls i read this one. you can fall down the stairs while going up but you can't fall up the stairs going up or down