Miscellaneous: Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that...

By whatgoesaround - 15/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML

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You deserved it 56 404

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 6 280

By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 649

You deserved it 54 056

By Anonymous - 20/09/2014 15:28 - Sweden - Kung?lv

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 144

You deserved it 14 090

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 988

You deserved it 20 019

By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 122

You deserved it 727

By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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You deserved it 312 923

By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 145

You deserved it 44 643

Fetishizating weeboos are cringe

By wtfffbro - 02/10/2022 15:30 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I randomly ghosted an ex-friend and blocked her on my social media a few years ago for being too obsessed with Asian culture, I also saw the same girl making out with the same guy I’ve had a crush on the last few weeks. They’ve already started dating as of last night. Karma: 1 Me: 0. FML

I agree, your life sucks 242

You deserved it 1 177

Parental love

By Anonymous - 15/04/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my toxic daughter learned that yelling at a biker chick won’t just get her an argument, it will get her several broken bones and a concussion. The FML is that I now have to take care of her with her broken leg for six weeks. I hate her; she’s such a bitch to everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 433

You deserved it 318

Fine dining and ball pits don't mix

By Anonymous - 13/10/2022 16:00

Today, a nasty brat at the restaurant finally tripped up while running around uncontrollably, and hurt himself. I commented to my wife that "karma finally struck." The brat's mom heard me and threw my keys into the kids' ball pit. It’s been over an hour and even the bar staff can’t find my damn keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 187

You deserved it 598

jennaboo 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:41

Yup, karma is a bitch.

Judge_Mental 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:43

Falling up the stairs?

Comments

spellfire 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:10

It happened to you because you believe in this sort of thing. If you didn't believe in it, this wouldn't have happened. :) Apparently you believed that you did something wrong, something that warranted punishment, and you were subconsciously expecting retribution. So you set yourself up...Voilà! As for her being mean to you in the past, and now growing to become, in your eyes, unappealing--the causal relation exists in your mind only. The way our minds work, we notice the scarce events that fit into remarkable patterns, and ignore the events that fit nothing, even though they're much more numerous. I'd check more info about that girl, if I were you, since you're already asserting yourself at her expense. Perhaps she's happy...wouldn't that suck.

BigRedMan 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:11

How do you fall up stairs

jethockey 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:19

Sprained your wrist? Big ****** deal ass clown.

crunchyhornets 3

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:21

#69, look at #8

lolwatlol 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:30

ITT people that also believe in santa.

Zapurdead 3

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:34

You have no idea what karma ACTUALLY IS, do you?

Stoffer69 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:34

It's not a FML if you agree that you deserve it!

helpmeiamblind 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:47

Um FYL because you believe in Karma. Karma does not exist. It's for weak-minded fools seeking for an answer where one doesn't exist. Shit happens; get used to it. Seriously, anyone who believes in karma is exactly the same as an Ancient Greek believing Zeus really was the one casting down lightning with his bare hands. It's all the same.