By Parent - 08/04/2018 23:00 - United States - Elkhart

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Today, being a divorced dad, I had a very important job opportunity for which I would be gone overnight. When I returned, I found my son locked in his room while the babysitter was having sex with a man in my bed. FML
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Bloo2555 22

That has to be illegal in some way. That's just plain wrong.

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KnightToucan 18

Hope you didn't pay her in advance...

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Time to fond a new babysitter

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pjsr 32

I think she was already fondled enough!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Give her some gum and kick her ass out!

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Sheena Schroeder 6

I would bet you found them in bed only because they had already soiled your couch, kitchen table, and any other screwable surface.

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saberjpg 6

Your son's room locks from the outside? Do you live in an abandoned prison?

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aruden 25

Depending on the age, some parents reverse the locks on doors so little kids don't lock themselves inside.

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evilmom75 3

oh hell no! I'd be beating some ass!!

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kazekai8 11

I would fire and sue her for child neglect plus burn the sheets then get a new mattress for sure

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ohsnapword 21

How inconsiderate of her. If she was going to have sex with a man in your bed, the least she could have done was make sure you were that man.

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Moxie Mettle 10

... And the babysitter was a guy... FML

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spdmn00000006431 5

that's illegal it's called child in danger ment and a few others but I would have her arrested for sure

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anonurmom 12

Did you atleast **** the babysitter before you fired her?

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