By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Especially if you are so precious that you feel you are too good for Walmart...

heinous966 15

I'm sorry he gave you such a lard time.

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"resorted to shopping at Walmart"? You say that like it's a bad thing. Just try getting service at K-Mart.

I dunno, we only just got Target here in Canada and to me it just looks like a red version of Wal-Mart. So basically Zellers (though I think Target bought out Zellers here, because the only two Targets I've seen are now where Zellers stores were).

YDI, you're being over dramatic. Your attitude bothers me, and name calling isn't persuasive if you want sympathy.

You sound like someone just BEGGING to be taken down a few pegs. A more humble disposition would gain my sympathy, but in all honesty, saying you had to 'resort' to Walmart shopping and the way you described an overweight person makes you come off as an asshole with a superiority complex. And people like that always get what they deserve in one way or another.

YDI for being a classist fatphobic douche. I make enough money to not shop at Wal-Mart and think Wal-Mart is, on the whole, not a net good for our society, but I'm not ever gonna hate on someone for shopping there.

I work at a supercenter, and there are all kinds of temperments there. Lots of rude people, lots of nice people. I noticed the rude people are often very stupid, and fail to read the signs labeling what is in the aisles, and as they walk away, I remind myself that compared to them, I won the genetic lottery.

There is this thing and this thing is called Winco and its prices are cheap and the employees are happy because they get paid! So come one and all to this magical shopping land! And get all the bacon you want, no busted lips involved.

I'd feel sorry for you if you didn't start it off so snooty.

I am broker than broke so I feel your pain, OP. Where I live it's actually cheaper to use coupons in conjunction with sales at places like Kroger than shop at Walmart. Bonus? You don't have to brave Walmart. You are kind of a douche for saying that the person is less of a human for being obese. They were rude but that had nothing to do with weight.