By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
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zandalee 19

Especially if you are so precious that you feel you are too good for Walmart...

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heinous966 15

I'm sorry he gave you such a lard time.

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FrankHotpants 31

I have to admit, although I do go occasionally, Walmart is where I've seen some of most obnoxious people ever. I just want to get in and out but I always seem to get stuck behind the person arguing about a 5 cent difference in price.

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le_miserable 5

No one stands in front of bacon. No one.

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blvcklvnd69 14

Is it just me or me being where im from walmart is more expensive then (foodlion, save alot, etc)

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blvcklvnd69 14

The walmart here treats everybody like shit. So if it's anything like the one there then fyl.

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perdix 29

If a sack of lard ate bacon, wouldn't that be cannibalism?

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Well it could be beef lard. But if you are what you eat, then getting bacon it would be cannibalism. Then again if you are what you eat, doesn't that make everyone at all times a cannibal?

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nyxiny 22

That was a horrible thing to do, but you honestly sound like a terrible human being, and maybe like you deserve it if you think of people like that.

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RayearthNinja 10

I wanna know where all these Walmarts are? The only thing I see at mine are fat people, but even then, their decently clothed.

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catsie_fml 14

Well... there's a lot of lowlifes that go there, so I'm not shocked.

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vanessa09865 23

oh my god, as awful as what happened to you sounds, the way you described it was amazing. My family and i recently went camping and had to pick up some stuff we forgot at Walmart. I'm still not convinced the person I saw was a female, despite the sacks of fat hanging around the area of the breasts. Walmart is pretty awful but hey it has some of the same stuff, just cheaper because they buy it in bulk.

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