By fuckered519 - 06/12/2014 19:53 - United States - Du Quoin

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Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Pink185054 16

Well...that's gonna be a pain in the ass

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djstiv3 15

youre the best if you let him try it. i guess... since he wants that. but be sure you want to as well

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Llama_Face89 33

So buy him a nice boyfriend for a night. You DID ask.

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Garnetshaddow 30

I really don't understand why some guys put this sex act on a pedestal. It's something you should talk about with any prospective new partner when you lay your kink cards out. This is a very mild kink card too! He does have to understand that this isn't like ****. He has to make sure she stays relaxed and comfortable. LOTS of lube. Go slow. It may take a few tries. It may also help her to have a small vibrator. His way of asking really wasn't polite, but they may be able to have some fun with this! Luck to OP and her boyfriend. I hope they work this out.

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captainsmegma 12

All you need is a tube of lube (big one) and something to bite down on. A very Merry Christmas to you.

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