By fuckered519 - 06/12/2014 19:53 - United States - Du Quoin

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Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Pink185054 16

Well...that's gonna be a pain in the ass

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accidentprone41 3

It might be worth a try, op. Some girls like it. It's just a question of being open, willing to try and trusting your partner to stop she. You say so.

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imagineapc 11

Patience is also key here...he needs to be understanding that it will take OP much longer to get in the mood. Anal isn't just wham bam sex.

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sylverdrag_fml 9

For her "to be open" is exactly what her boyfriend's asking

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Stooby61 18

So, can you afford to buy a ***** to use on him?

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sammyjanette 17

You're lucky OP. Strap-ons are on sale this time of year, so you won't have to spend much.

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xSalashawty 30

All he wants for Christmas is youuuu~ and your butt

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nekminnet 13

Good bottle of wine and a good quality lube you might surprise yourself and enjoy it.

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weveallbeenthere 30

Nice. And if you get into it, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

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sailorarctic 22

my husband did this to me once. he learned very quickly what my limits are.

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Nerdgurl86 18

If anal is unappealing to a woman, then it has not been done properly. It can be very fun as long as there is lots of lube and patience on the guys' part. Also, you shouldn't feel like you have to go during the sex as long as you've used the bathroom before that day.

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Im2Shy 16

Just because someone doesn't like it doesn't mean it wasn't done properly.

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rocker_chick23 27

Not all women hate anal because it is not done properly most of the time. Many women don't want it because it doesn't appeal to them.

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6pointstuntin 12

if thats the case sex wouldnt happen at all because when you guys first hav sex it hurts and or iz uncomfortable so y do it again? o ya becuz it getz beter daaaa same context for anal based on studies and personal opinions iv looked into

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Amomartins 9

FML?? More like FMA....xD he sounds like a pain in the ass.......xD

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