Miscellaneous: Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed...

By Anonymous - 26/05/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2022 17:00

Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML

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By NVflood17 - 17/01/2017 08:00

Today, there's lethal flooding in the Reno area, with all roads to my work closed and flooded. My boss still expects me to drive through it, in the dark, to work at 6am. FML

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By shitday - 27/01/2013 23:47 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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You deserved it 97

By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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You deserved it 4 142

By BFons - 15/12/2014 02:07 - United States - Newark

Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML

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By Tori Pearson - 27/06/2011 04:21 - Canada

Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML

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You deserved it 6 894

By Jimbo - 25/05/2010 09:29 - United States

Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML

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You deserved it 2 817

By waterlogged - 22/09/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML

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optimusprime0069 8

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:28

fire up the boat!

Nick_1993 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:36

Dude, that's badass. You can name your island whatever you want now!

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kbball95 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 21:28

god I know how u feel!? I live up in Montana and it's raining constantly!!!

momo1972 3

Sunday 29 May 2011 4:16

that should raise your property value

sipher16 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 17:24

idk that sounds fun to me

wyofairy 0

Monday 30 May 2011 9:34

Stay safe. We are watching the Platte closely here in Casper. Give the Red Cross a call. I read that the National Guard was dispatched this weekend.

FlyingFatality 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 11:47

The Platte is getting scary here in town, isn't it? There's a lot of flooding in the parks where it passes... Anyway, I'm betting that 75% of the people who say "Wyoming sucks" have never been here to enjoy it.

dansco 24

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:54

Learn to swim or buy a boat. d'oh

wtbk1 3

Sunday 26 February 2012 5:01

Gotta love Wyoming weather! I know how it is too and it is horrible!

jmanwells 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:36

Lol!

elizabeth713 8

Saturday 26 January 2013 0:58

There are people in Wyoming?

SwimmerBoy16 15

Wednesday 25 December 2013 14:59

My girlfriend lives in Wyoming!

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Today, it's my last day of work at my job of two and a half years. I organised to have coffee with my coworkers at a cafe. Only I turned up. I had my farewell coffee alone. FML

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Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML

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