Miscellaneous: Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed...

By Anonymous - 26/05/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2022 17:00

Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML

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By NVflood17 - 17/01/2017 08:00

Today, there's lethal flooding in the Reno area, with all roads to my work closed and flooded. My boss still expects me to drive through it, in the dark, to work at 6am. FML

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You deserved it 449

By shitday - 27/01/2013 23:47 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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You deserved it 2 240

By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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You deserved it 97

By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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You deserved it 4 142

By BFons - 15/12/2014 02:07 - United States - Newark

Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 2 147

By Tori Pearson - 27/06/2011 04:21 - Canada

Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML

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You deserved it 6 894

By Jimbo - 25/05/2010 09:29 - United States

Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML

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You deserved it 2 817

By waterlogged - 22/09/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

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You deserved it 2 601

By Anonymous - 03/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML

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Thursday 26 May 2011 23:28

fire up the boat!

Nick_1993 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:36

Dude, that's badass. You can name your island whatever you want now!

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kasumii 1

Friday 27 May 2011 6:55

You're not the only one unless you live alone in your town. I don't see anyone else complaining about something that can't be controlled, so YDI just for that.

kkutting 2

Friday 27 May 2011 7:14

haha I could just imagine xD poor you but hey, it'll be better soon.. right? if not... practice your water sports! :P

xr250 3

Friday 27 May 2011 7:58

good luck our prayers are with you

jjoca03 0

Friday 27 May 2011 8:21

that's what you get for living in WY

k3l05 0

Friday 27 May 2011 9:32

sounds like what happened between alpine and Jackson hole. sucky! I don't miss wyo one bit!

hansbaby 0

Friday 27 May 2011 9:47

whts wrong with that?

freaknastydaddy 0

Friday 27 May 2011 9:48

thats what you get for living im wyoming bro.

DakotaCat 4

Friday 27 May 2011 13:58

Don't diss Wyoming.....bitch!

bear330 0

Friday 27 May 2011 15:02

Wyoming: Who cares?

bear330 0

Friday 27 May 2011 15:02

Wyoming: Who cares?

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