By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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Futurefrog 0

#87 maybe the stories about ur jacked up life r rejected because there not funny.... like at all?

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Starsmydog 0

You being a dumbass for not asking for a picture.... 100%

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lway2009 0

I feel so bad for you...reply if you want to talk.

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whatthefuckcunt 0

let me guess, this is her OTHER cousin trying to pick her up? nice try, you sad little man

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take_a_moment 0

What the hell has happened to just meeting people through day to day activities like working and playing sport and going to social events and the like?? seriously, these things wouldn't happen if you actually meet the person and Then start to date them...the human body sets off certain pheramones and scents that are attractive to the opposite sex so that we can find someone who would suit us, and for breeding purposes of course, sooo unless they invent smellavision i say screw online dating!! talk about impersonal! peace! :D

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nm22395 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! lol that is priceless

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Psygod 2

A mani and a pedi only cost you $50? I'm calling bullshit...

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Suburbia 0

To all those people saying that she should have known they were related, most people tend not to divulge their family members names online. Also, some dating sites tend to make you use a username and not you're actual name.

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HyperExecuter 0

that's why only fags date online

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