By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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DarkMirror 0

Why the hell would you spend that much in the first place? Wanting to look nice is one thing, but that amount for one date is just ridiculous. YDI.

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carmela93 0

EPIC FML XD also very good use of mastercard... you did use that to pay for all of that, right?

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fuzluv95 0

lol tht IS priceless! tho tht IS a lot of money for one date....

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gilmoreism 0

Haha priceless indeed!

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stephy_fml 0

Dang well if ya like him go for it haha

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Beachbaybe 0

Oh wow. That was probably really award..

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SookMauNoots 0

woooowww. why would you spend that much on some guy u havnt met yet? fuuck ide jus buy 3 ounces...

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