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By Obee - 14/04/2009 14:05 - Canada

Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 00:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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By emmy - 03/06/2022 00:00

Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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kristenlee 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:06

I don't think you were just wrestling...

SKYblue_fml 1

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:04

Well, at least they knew that there wasn't a girl involved...

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cassandrathevil 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:28

pretty sure they needed a warrant to get in your house...

lnm701 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:29

Why shouldn't he have let the police in? True, they didn't have a warrant, but he wasn't doing anything illegal and it resolved the confusion quickly. There's no reason to be unnecessarily antagonistic. Last time I checked, the OP couldn't be arrested for shrieking like a girl.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:52

Next time use some lube. And no, the police do not need to a warrant if they have reason to believe someone is in danger. http://www.legalzoom.com/legal-articles/house-search-without-warrant.html

stonerchu 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:53

Uhhh what kind of "wrestling" did you do?!

Jasper_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:00

SO?

dontcare804 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:01

There might have been a girl being raped, but the police were sent to the wrong house. In a couple hours, someone will probably post "Today, some guy broke into my house and raped me. I screamed as loud as I could. Someone heard and called the cops, The cops arrived, but entered the apartment across the street. FML"

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:59

#15: you can obviously see their attempt at being funny.

punkis4fgs 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:04

#34, I agree. Thats what I was trying to say. As long as you aren't doing anything wrong, why bother being a dick and not letting the cops in. They are just trying to do their job, which is protecting people.

ruchg1 5

Sunday 26 January 2014 18:04

We have civil rights in this nation, and if you chose not to use them, it's your fault.

were_giraffe 2

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:08

YDI for the noise. Whether or not it sounded like a girl being raped obviously you guys were making enough noise to disturb the neighbors. Therefore the visit is warranted. (and i guess that means one of you screams like a girl)

were_giraffe 2

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:12

As for them searching the place... Probable Cause will work. Plus it sounds like they asked and you let them in... therefore they even need either excuse. Additionally, even if they didn't think it was rape, they legally had the right to knock and ask you to keep the noise down.