By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

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Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
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Badjuju7711 0

Dear nerds... Not everyday your naked girlfriends masturbates next to you... Be sure to take full advantage.

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Ph03n1x1369 2

Next time don't go solo . . , I promise he'll take notice if another hobbit is in his shire !!!!

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Brattyninja 7

Why is everybody always playing that game?

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Screwwedd 12

I hope he wasn't online to people when you did that. :P

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j3ebrules 13

Either don't disturb the powerful workings of a nerd, or dump him.

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Tenro_fml 0

Dear idiots, not all of us nerds are sex deprived losers.

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Mach10 0

Am I the only person who thinks that while the BF might need a lesson on intimacy issues, that turning away was actually a good response? Part of a healthy relationship is giving the other person the space to, well, be with themselves... OP, you COULD try coming right out to him and saying it; some otherwise decent people REALLY suck at subtlety!

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icic6772 0

What else was he supposed to do? The volume on computer speakers can only go so high

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puppylover109 3

Just get a new guy who will do what you want to do

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Sniper3000 0

Time to break up. Seriously if you have to do that then just end it

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theghost1309 11

The acronym for the game is the reaction to all the stupid shit people have given up in real for a fantasy life in world of Warcraft. I'm surprised you hadn't left him already.

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