By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 387
You deserved it 13 055

Same thing different taste

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Dear nerds... Not everyday your naked girlfriends masturbates next to you... Be sure to take full advantage.

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lonewolf5755 5

Dump him now. When my girlfriend was married her now ex did the same thing to her. She stayed hoping he would change. He didn't. Now I have her and am very grateful he screwed up. He won't change dump him now

that's like dumping sombuddy for drinking or smoking. wow is an addiction to alot of people so it's people like you who make our human race look like shit because you are so selfish and don't see that it's an addiction for him...

Have you tried playing with him? Maybe if you took up an interest in his hobbies, he'd take an interest in you occasionally.

saning 2

If some guy wrote a FML saying every time it was 4 th quarter when he was watching football his girlfriend starting playing with herself, you'd tell him to dump the annoying bitch and get a girlfriend who gets it. No different with playing wow.

Dump him. I'm just glad u realized he was a jerk.

You should of invited him to raid your dungeon

I say first talk to him. Try to sit down with him and explain to him how you feel. Talk it out. As some people may say, it just may be possible you're doing something to want him to avoid you. If that isn't the case, then leave him. Because if he's choosing a game over you then it's just going to get worse, if he is then you're on the road to becoming nothing more than furniture.

Sorry op. I know how you feel. I've had two video game obsessed boyfriends in the past. It sucks. One of them was obsessed with WOW. The other was obsessed with xbox. It sucks to feel like a dumb game is more important than you are.

structuredchaoz 4

I play wow. And I know when to log and spend time with my wife. If he can't read a sign like that leave his loser ass.

naughtynurse92 0

Same here. Dumb men. God women get horny too.

alexxss_fml 10

If you're desperately trying to have your boyfriend notice you, then I'm thinking it's time for a new boyfriend.