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By ikungfuyou - 27/12/2011 07:11 - United States

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Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
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akallaan 7

The way to flip the awkwardness, stare right at her and go faster. She'll learn to knock.

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Complaining 13

Awkward... But at least it's your own place so you do have a right to privacy.

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LadyA13 1

That'll teach her to just walk into your place!

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WorldsGhost 2

Despite being 21 and living in your own house, you should have a relationship to go with it, and be at least 50 miles from your mother.

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cyanidexgrimm 0

hahahaha epic. dude dont moms have the shittiest timing?

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camj123 4

look her straight in the eyes and finish like a boss

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Lucky7Samson 10

Who on earth could actually look at their mother and finish? That'd be like the black plague for my boner.

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GnaR_KiLL5150 12

That's why I put up a sign on my apartment door that says "jacking off, be back in 2"

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MGgrace 9

..did she join you?

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millsjoshua949 12

Lock the door. I will never understand why people don't lock their doors. ydi

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