By illjustlimpthen - 25/10/2012 02:44 - United States - Waukesha

Today, despite my pain, my mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, "They all have foot fetishes." FML
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jezane 9

If you had a foot fetish the last place you'd want to work is with moldy, fungus filled feet..

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CuriousAlien 7

Lol well, wouldn't that mean that they have experience? So they would know and understand what some people go through. Heal soon OP.

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perdix 29

She's right. Specialists choose their field based on what gives them the biggest boner. GPs are either normal or have too many fetishes to favor just one. I was 3 years into medical school when I found there was no such specialty as Boobie-ology!

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DocBastard 38

I hate to ruin a perfectly good joke, but breast surgery IS a specialty. All breasts. All the time.

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ApacheC424 18

Nothing some good'ol original research supporting a reasonable argument can't fix.

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perdix 29

#44, yeah, but that involves cutting, and I was led to believe that Boobie-ology only involved fondling, squeezing and motorboating. I guess I shouldn't have gone to a med school I found on Craigslist that accepted cash only and held classes at Denny's.

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mosquito19 14

yeah, pediatrics are all pedophiles. your mom is a moron

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combatbunny 9

This is the weirdest excuse I've ever heard to avoid seeing a doctor.

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obviousboy 8

Well, that's just good science.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

I hate to imagine her excuse for avoiding the proctologist...

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DocBastard 38

I'm not exactly sure what a "tard" is, but people who think nearly every word needs to be capitalised need to go back to basic grammar class.

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Perdition25 12

Anyone who clicked "You deserve it" is a total dumbass.

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