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By illjustlimpthen - 25/10/2012 02:44 - United States - Waukesha

Today, despite my pain, my mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, "They all have foot fetishes." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2018 15:00

Today, it's my third day in the hospital. On Monday, my mother grounded me for not going to school because I was “milking” a sore foot. On Wednesday, we finally went to the ER and it turns out I have a very bad infection in my foot. She refuses to come to the hospital. FML

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By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my mother accused me of being a drama queen when I screamed as she stepped on my foot. I was barefoot and she was wearing boots. One of my toes is swelling and turning purple. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 01:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By iLikeMyLegs - 09/05/2013 23:18 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML

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By SquishFish - 10/07/2019 14:05

Today, while working as a masseur, a man requested a foot massage. This wouldn't have been an issue, had he not had at least 20 warts on his feet. FML

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By ouch - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I thought maybe I should go to my doctor because my hips crack every time I take a step. But she's also my recently ex-boyfriend's mom, so I have to choose between being in constant pain or having my doctor poke at my hips while asking me why I'm no longer dating her son. FML

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By BigToe - 26/04/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML

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By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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joeystar95 4

Thursday 25 October 2012 9:07

Your moms an idiot OP

jezane 9

Thursday 25 October 2012 9:10

If you had a foot fetish the last place you'd want to work is with moldy, fungus filled feet..

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bunnybaby100 8

Friday 26 October 2012 1:35

Im sorry but that is too funny. It sounds like something my mom would say. Lmao!

Justabella 1

Friday 26 October 2012 7:44

Sound like you have a mom fetish! Get someone else to drive you and stop complaining!

stoptrying 9

Friday 26 October 2012 9:20

OP might live somewhere that requires people under a certain age to need parental consent. Try using your head rather than just being an asshole.

killercodplaya 5

Saturday 27 October 2012 0:30

Where is your foot pain i have some strange kind of foot pain 2

drakeallday 3

Saturday 27 October 2012 7:51

hahahahaha

_highandlow 5

Saturday 27 October 2012 12:26

Mr. Bosworth

monagro 22

Saturday 27 October 2012 23:45

Even if, wouldn't you still want to visit him?

tinkerbell9418 5

Sunday 28 October 2012 3:30

It's true. My foot doctor always feels up my feet and tells me their 'absolutely beautiful' ib the beginning of every appointment.

AmberAusgeflippt 13

Saturday 20 July 2013 9:14

How old are you? Go by yourself! I've been going to the doctor all by myself since I was about 12/13.....I know 5 year olds can use computers and stuff now but really, you need your mommy to take you to the doctor?!....

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 28 May 2015 17:03

They are working with moldy, sweaty feet I doubt many of them have foot fetishes.

GeorgiaBea 28

Saturday 18 July 2015 22:08

Couldn't you go to a regular doctor?

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