By Anonymous - 07/11/2012 15:44 - United States

Today, despite my pleading, my boyfriend mounted a set of bullhorns above our headboard. Guess what came crashing down on our heads at 2am. FML
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perdix 29

Well, we now know your boyfriend isn't good at mounting things in the bedroom...

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Pleonasm 35

At the risk of getting thumbed down too, I'll say: Oh, LemonandLime, how funny you should say that!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"Please don't put those up there! They might hurt us!" "Thats a load of bull." *crash* "I hope you're not horny, cause you're not getting ANYTHING tonight."

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ManInTheMachine 19

You're lucky the commenters above you don't have a beef with you, 'cause both of those puns are already bacon. I'm willing to steak my life on the fact that you didn't look through the comments before you decided to butcher it. Honestly, it's bullshit. Cow.

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Pleonasm 35

Now now, no need to tear him in calf with your puns, I'm sure it was a simple misteak on his part!

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unknown_user5566 26

Now now MITM, it's really a moot point. It's rare that she misses previous comments, and you should cut her a break. It's udderly ridiculous to burn her at the steak for this.

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unknown_user5566 26

Why so serious today, 53? Sounds like you're taking this thread too personally.

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Pleonasm 35

Yea sorry about that. I only saw that you were a girl (pink square) after the fact! Sincerely sorry on that one.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I'm not trying to be serious! I guess I'm just a little down because I misunderstood when my mom said "bananas ease cramps", and got caught rubbing a banana on my crotch. No, I'm not joking. I'm an idiot.

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ICastillo 24

Well that's a hell of an alarm you got there. I'm sure you'll wake up after it goes off.

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viper_dlh04 1

I guess that's one way of grabbing life by the horns.

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