By nosexforthee - 23/01/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML
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Sounds like two guys in the house need to be grounded.

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FML1000timesover 7

I'm sorry for laughing but that was ******* funny.

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momac86 17

That's the last day either of them should have a full set of teeth

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DomoCarter 8

Aw, sounds like another man trying too hard to feel superior by cracking a bad joke aha ^_^

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thefishmongerman 14

I'm not even going to lie, that is pretty damn funny! Mind you, I still wouldn't say it to somebody

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melpower 23

In my family if any one of us says that to out parents we'd be disowned. No shit. But seriously though, how can he be so rude and disrespectful to his own mother? The dad shouldn't enable him to do so either :/ Hope your cut isn't so bad OP. And teach that kid some manners.

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Purple_Robin424 0

Sexism at its finest. Jesus people, it isn't like we can help the fact we bleed for five days straight, yet you talk about it as if it's a ******* crime or some shit!

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Kalipczo 21

@105 well some women take advantage of the hormone fluctuation and use it as an excuse to be a complete bitch to anyone and everyone. a woman may not be able to "help" the fact that she's menstruating, but she is always completely on control of her actions.

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nitrog100 21

Actually, he (I'm assuming this is a he) is correct. PMS is a largely cultural phenomenon. In cultures where that isn't a thing, none surveyed reported many common PMS symptoms.

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nemcali 34

Showing what it means being a bitch a beat the shit out of him. Seriously he needs some discipline. Your husband should sleep outside until he makes it up to you and disciplines your son. Not only he disrespected you but he also hurt you

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crandel 11

Well, it's obvious which parent your son gets his sense of humor from... because you don't have one.

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