Kids: Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son...

By nosexforthee - 23/01/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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Saturday 24 January 2015 5:32

Grounded. For. Life.

604 11

Saturday 24 January 2015 5:32

Sounds like two guys in the house need to be grounded.

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Saturday 24 January 2015 12:41

That little ******

marcelmg 10

Saturday 24 January 2015 12:51

Ground him for a period!

rmllavaneras 19

Saturday 24 January 2015 13:22

I would've slapped him so hard he'd go back in time and punch himself before saying that.

Tannasgh 22

Saturday 24 January 2015 13:27

The fact your children get away with swearing at that age speaks volumes.

ToxicMoo33 18

Saturday 24 January 2015 13:37

Damn. I'd send them both away for awhile. Take everything from that stupid, awful child. They deserve nothing.

moomimamoo 24

Saturday 24 January 2015 13:45

Never forget, you have the power to ground him until Christmas!

merryhappy1887 20

Saturday 24 January 2015 13:45

Oh lawd. I would smack the teeth down the back of his throat. Omfg I would seriously beat the shit out of them both.

GunSlinger69 19

Saturday 24 January 2015 15:04

You guys are way too serious. What happened to the good old FML posters that would laugh at this? Also I see comments like ''Beat the shit out of them'' and ''ground them both'' wtf is wrong with you guys?

Ziggy122 15

Saturday 24 January 2015 13:51

Your son is a douchebag. He deserves a good punch in the face. It's not child abuse if they deserve it.

GunSlinger69 19

Saturday 24 January 2015 15:02

Okay, my son recently walked in on me and my wife f*cking. I am angry at him for walking in so I beat the sh*t out of him until he cried and had bruises and blood everywhere. Then I beat him up again for making a mess with blood. He deserved it, though, right?

RebeccaRFT 18

Saturday 24 January 2015 14:21

He probably said those things out of anger, just like you screamed at him and called him an idiot out of anger.

RMP15 8

Saturday 24 January 2015 14:45

Your son needs to learn to not put his hands on a woman like that, scratch that, put his hands on ANYONE like that, unless it's for self defense, REALLY for self defense or defense of another person.