By lulinator - 05/03/2015 16:30 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML
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lulinator 40

OP here. Yes, I'm aware (NOW!) that it isn't a "family game!" My sister-in-law brought it to play after our family dinner. None of us had ever heard of it before. My mom is very innocent, so hearing her have to read out some of the lines was probably the best part of the game. She was crying from laughing, my brother got a nosebleed from laughing, and I almost threw up. I also had to explain to my dad what "road head" is. Poor guy.

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darknut79 17

"Family game" Well there's your problem.

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llamarrama01 21

I had to explain to my friend what smegma is during that game.

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fyallslifelol 2

Uh. FYI completely for playing cards against humanity with your family.

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rocketgurl 15

It's YDI genius. FYI means "for your information"

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lukian_fml 29

Or just put the South Park episode on which explains it.

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yolololol3 17

Its never a good idea to play cards with your family.

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BlackFire4890 16

wow just wow...

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kattje 7

You think that's bad? I had to explain smegma to my parents.

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crimsonpyro 6

This is when you cue up urban dictionary and let them read it themselves.

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henrylikestreats 22

I experienced the same situation on New Years. The only difference: it was my grandmother I had to explain it to and my grandfather, aunt, cousin, boyfriend, both parents, all my siblings, and cousin's new fiancé I was just meeting for the first time were all playing as well.

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mduckie101 21

lol this is why youre not suppose to play cards against humanity with your parents....things just get awkward and weird

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musoboy 22

You totally deserved it. Who even plays that game with their parents?!

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