By lulinator - 05/03/2015 16:30 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML
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lulinator 40

OP here. Yes, I'm aware (NOW!) that it isn't a "family game!" My sister-in-law brought it to play after our family dinner. None of us had ever heard of it before. My mom is very innocent, so hearing her have to read out some of the lines was probably the best part of the game. She was crying from laughing, my brother got a nosebleed from laughing, and I almost threw up. I also had to explain to my dad what "road head" is. Poor guy.

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darknut79 17

"Family game" Well there's your problem.

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llamarrama01 21

I had to explain to my friend what smegma is during that game.

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rocketgurl 15

You should've prefaced that game by showing your family that video of three grandmas smoking weed and playing CAH

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Yup, this exact scenario turns up...the "queefing" card gets played and none of them know what it is.

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SamSwebb 24

don't worry, I had to explain what a bukakke is... Horrifying

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150493x 29

Family and Cards Against Humanity do not and should not go together.

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photographer49 22

#16 Agreed! I don't know how OP thought CAH would be a good idea with the family.

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jeepers_1 21

I've played it with my family. Then again we were all adults, and it wasn't with my mom.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I've played it with family but that's because I've never had an issue talking about stuff like this with my family. I once explained to my father how the intensity of a female's ****** could kill a male if he experienced it in the exact same way. This was all done while my grandmother was sitting right next to him. It just depends on what kind of relationship you have with your family and whether topics like Sex and drugs are taboo or ripe for jokes.

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BasketGhost 17

I've played it with my family before. It just depends on the kind of relationship you have with them.

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150493x 29

Yeah I guess I can understand that all families are different but in terms of this FML and from a personal point of view I wouldn't stomach the thought of playing it with family. We're not a strict reserved family but sex related stuff I'd just rather not go there.

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smbridges 15

Literally everyone has done this. It is not an fml

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Dillyduzit 23

Oh wow, this EXACT thing has happened to me. And I had to do it in front of a whole bunch of other family members. I can absolutely understand the awkwardness, OP.

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vampire1618 5

My cousins kept arguing over who had to explain certain terms to their mom. My cousins being 25 and 30 years old. Almost as amusing as the game itself.

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awkwardloveannie 28

we explained to my mom what bukaki(sp) is and she said oh i might want to try that!

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khoov19 20

we all have our cross to bear

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genericfmluser 17

This is why you do not play CAH with you family.

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Larentiah 4

Sounds like some of you have families that live under rocks. I play with my family and it goes alright.

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