Love: Today, during a major fight with my boyfriend, I threw a necklace...

By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, during a major fight with my boyfriend, I threw a necklace he had given me out the window, thinking it was just a cheap trinket. He then told me, for the first time, that that necklace had belonged to his now deceased grandma. FML

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stevets01 6

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:23

Never give that kind of stuff to girlfriends, save it for the wives.

amiamazing 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:23

Wow, you really are an ungrateful bitch for doing that. It was just a fight.

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Brokendreams_fml 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:14

Bahh..even if she deservse it, he doesnt. o-o FHisL..Not yours. :/

Gabby125 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:22

the illustration sucks, i don't like how the girl's grammar is way off...seems really racist to me

lolwatlol 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:24

lame drawing

FacePALM24 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:15

Bad illustration. Unfortunately, it broke the chain of all the last few good illustrations. Thanks a lot artist.

iheart 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:28

OPs a typical bitch

belisama_fml 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:50

bitch

1Tsk 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 19:32

This comic sucks donkeyballs

foryoublue94 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 19:32

Illustration makes me hate her more

hawt_leah_foshiz 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 19:49

The illustration uses ignorant use of the English language and I hate it.

ddrluna 2

Saturday 24 October 2009 20:08

Awful. looks like it was drawn on paint and they massacred the English language. Yuck.

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