Kids: Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright...

By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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Footie

By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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Gooooooooooal!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

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By Tal - 26/04/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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Boing

By lily - 18/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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tigerisabelle 31

Monday 18 April 2016 6:47

Could've been worse, you could've sarcastically let the ball go in by mistake

drayloon 50

Monday 18 April 2016 6:47

I guess he wasn't prepared for the header?

Comments

Boobadoowupski 5

Monday 18 April 2016 9:40

His parents clearly hadn't taught him that rule #1 when watching any sport: keep your eyes on the prize!

kennethlwinter 3

Monday 18 April 2016 14:36

Well. A, you're an idiot for trying to show up the other guy. B, bad shit happens when you try to show off.

iislix1ii 19

Monday 18 April 2016 15:27

Heads up!

EnJey0 19

Monday 18 April 2016 16:47

That's not your fault, these things happen a lot in sports. I remember a lot of times during American Football season where one of my teammates would get run off the field and run into me and some other guys.

stillrob97 3

Monday 18 April 2016 17:06

So you're complaining because somebody got injured during an activity they know it is likely that they will get injured?

mh_2323 13

Monday 18 April 2016 18:27

More like F the person who got hit in the head's life

BillysBurgers 5

Monday 18 April 2016 20:39

Yikes...hope that kid's okay. Your life sucks, btw.

andrmac 25

Tuesday 19 April 2016 1:02

Anyone watching a sport being should understand that they need to keep an eye on the ball and be prepared to dodge, catch or block from being hit and injured. Not that the kid deserved it, but it shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.

MSCCG 16

Tuesday 19 April 2016 2:59

I don't really get why he's a moron. It's legal to shoot from anywhere. I don't think you can blame his bad judgment for your reaction. The damage to the kid is definitely more on you than the shooter in my opinion. Please be more careful in the future.