Who ever did that is a friggin' coward. It may not feel like it today but you might be better off. What a rotten miserable thing to do to a person you claim to have loved!

Am I the only one who read this as a kid finding his parents divorce papers? It doesn't make sense that a grown man would be doing an easter egg hunt it his own house.

Ya know, not many people with learning diasabilities use it as an excuse and in their defense over and over again on the interwebs. I'm also curious what "learning disability" prevents you from saying "an" but saying "asshole" perfectly fine.

Doesn't sound very eggxcellent

That's horrible!!! He must really be a jerk to ruin a holiday AND give you a horrible "surprise" all on the same day.

All of you stfu and talk about the FML or the post.........

I agree with 50. There is always someone who has it worse than you, and the way you put it, you were almost bragging about it, which makes you look like a huge douche. You will find very little sympathy on the internet, even on (ironic, isn't it) FML. Actually, probably less so on FML than a lot of other websites. : /

#41 For the record, it's Jesus* and seriously, you're looking for pity on FML? You won't find it here. There are internet groups you can find with people with similar problems, but spewing out your problems on this website is not going to get you any pity at all.

SpunkeyMonkey - I though we were talking about the comment. And I though commenting on a comment was allowed. But if you've changed the rules, then we should all abide by them, of course.

Wtf? .. Who does that?