By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
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acid_fml 0

>.< I would have puked more!

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pkmlove 0

@4 and 8, a lot of these take a couple days to get through the screening. @ OP, if the toilet was flushing how could it spray back up? usually when you flush the stuff goes down not up....

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Kamazar 0

"Today" doesn't necessarily mean TODAY you beautiful minds. It's added automatically. *sigh* This is right up there with "how are you typing this then?". Dur dur durrr *palm slap*

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123_asdfghjkl 0

I've never used a toilet that powerful...but i guess MAYBE it's possible.

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chasing_adalia 0

10: I live in fear of those automatic toilets - the high powered flush is what allows some of the water (etc) to go flying.

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McCannCanTriple 0

I hate those automatic flushing toilets as well as those automatic sinks.

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JFox 8

I hate automatic toilets.. and sinks. The automatic sinks at my school don't work. You have to have your hands BEFORE The faucet, not under it, for them to work.

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laurisshnazzy 0

My school has automatic flushing toilets; I never use them. They scare me. This is why.

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bohemond_fml 0

Wait, a school has automatics toilets? Impressive. In my high school a few years back only half of the toilets even worked at all. NYC, you know.

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panda_rectum 0

When i was little, i used to get horrible migraines that made me throw up. i used to leave trails of barf leading to the toilet, and i even accidentally blew chunks on my friends new backpack lmao

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