Health: Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me....

By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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Sunday 3 May 2009 2:38

>.< I would have puked more!

pkmlove 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:42

@4 and 8, a lot of these take a couple days to get through the screening. @ OP, if the toilet was flushing how could it spray back up? usually when you flush the stuff goes down not up....

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miranda_panda 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:50

ewwwwwww. but are you sure it happened today? the post date is 5/02 at 1:05 p.m. and guess what? that's a saturday. hmmmmmm...

lexxi_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:51

if she's french she had school today.

JFox 8

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:55

Who cares when it was posted ? It could've happened a month ago and the OP just found this site. You have to start each FML with "today."

pinkducttape 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:57

#35 toilets do contain bacteria - ever watch that episode of mythbusters - with the toothbrushes getting bacteria on them just being in the bathroom when a toilet is flushed? #73 fmls dont always get posted on the days they are submitted. and to everyone saying that flushing causes things to go down - not all toilets work perfectly - some do indeed catapult some of what should be going down back up

BannedDistress78 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:00

YDI....XD

Quik_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:12

This got posted on a Saturday and therefore is fake.

felisha_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:21

Awww that sucks! Im sorry:( Btw, what does OP mean?

analeigh_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:38

This is a TRUE FML I'm sorry =

b00mc1ap 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:44

automated toilets take longer than that. and you didn't move so it wouldn't have triggered it...

acvball92 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:46

omg can people who are saying "this is fake, its saturday" just read the comments beforehand! the post could have been added a while ago and just got approved today! or like others have said if she/he is french or chinese she/he has school today!