Health: Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me....

By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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acid_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:38

>.< I would have puked more!

pkmlove 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:42

@4 and 8, a lot of these take a couple days to get through the screening. @ OP, if the toilet was flushing how could it spray back up? usually when you flush the stuff goes down not up....

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McCannCanTriple 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:28

I'd rather have had the money my school spent on toilets, spent on textbooks. Some of them where in bad shape. #63 It didn't have to happen today, numbnuts. FML's always start off with Today, regardless if it took place weeks ago. Plus they take a bit to be posted.

michelle4srs 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:36

At my school, the toilets sometimes don't even flush. So automatic flushing is pretty impressive for a school, imo. Anyway, that's awful. :c It would've made me puke more and feel even more terrible. I hope you feel better soon, though. ~ c:

elijahle 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:36

wait your school has automatic toilets? WTH?

Jurples 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:38

#56, I'm the same way. OP, that sucks so much D: I feel bad for you :( I do not think that this is made up. It's totaly possible.

musicloverr 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:39

#68, yeah alot of schools do nowadays. mine does, for example, as well.

crownme 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:40

That's filthy

coloradodude12 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:41

My butt would be dirty and I would poop behind a stump if toilets shot up my waste.

SpliffyMcBlunt 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:43

Huh...I didn't know people had school on Saturday...

nikki1001 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:47

#11: You beautiful mind, it's not added automatically. You type it in when you submit your post. It's part of the requirements of entering an FML. I hate automatic toilets. They always flush before I'm done. Especially at Walmart. And then I get all wet. If this happened to me when vomitting...wow. It would just be a never-ending cycle of vomit and getting sprayed.

skippyelgato 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:48

I've had the automatic thing flush on me a few times while pooping. It gets annoying. What do we have to do to be able to lean over and grunt anymore? I can relate somewhat then.