Work: Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had...

By NoMoreMeters - 29/10/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had a vehicle towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant. The vehicle belonged to the governor. I'm scared to even show my face at work next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

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By sdgsfvbkuhkj - 17/04/2011 23:18 - United States

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By ohemgee - 11/03/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, I got a call from a police department saying that if I didn't move my car from a store's parking lot within the next 15 minutes, they were going to tow it and charge me for the fee. I was at work and the reason I parked it there is because it started smoking and almost caught fire. FML

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By drixxy - 29/08/2012 15:01 - United States - Irvine

Today, my car was towed for the second time in front of my own house. They tried to tell me it was because they didn't think I lived there anymore. The person who had it towed had just spoken to me not three hours before. FML

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By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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By hopefulanonymous - 20/11/2009 16:01 - United States

Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

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By j - 26/07/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2023 12:00

Today, when I arrived to a prospective customer's home to give her a shower replacement estimate, a sheriff pulled up behind me and arrested said customer. I drove a 3-hour round trip to this appointment. FML

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forever2life 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 4:58

It's tough to make calls like that! You made the right choise though because if they make a law for you to inforse it applys to them to! They aren't just ammune to everything because they have some power!

missL1z 5

Saturday 29 October 2011 5:02

A law broken is a law broken. Governor or not.

Comments

Chris9154 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:08

My girlfriend and best friend decided to team up against and hog tie me. He is a MMA fighter and preceded to hold me in a choke hold while she tickled my feet. This lasted almost half and hour.

runner2135 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:21

Don't worry-that p.o.s won't pay for any fines or fees anyway! I say you did an awesome job!

rroxie124 5

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:37

The governor should know the rules. If he doesn't follow them, he should get the same punishment as other people.

Ibeatmyself 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:47

no ones above the law

thekmt 5

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:18

You did the right thing. Go back there with your head held high and show everyone what 'rule of law' means.

rocco182 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:24

You were right you were doing your job

Sylvister 1

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:29

he's the govenor, im sure he has money for the fine

snowboarder1019 5

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:00

Soo? If that was my job and my premier I'd be like yea **** you it's the law

iamfullyfucked 1

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:42

You did the right thing

Spazz420 7

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:02

Stupid parking cops! Get a real ******* job!!!

justanotherbird 19

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:14

You mean a real job as in a job where you go to work, do the job requested, and get paid? Oh wait... If you are really 25 and haven't grown up enough to realize that, while inconvenient at times, jobs like these keep things from turning into a shit fest, then there really is no hope for your intelligence.