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By Username - 05/08/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

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By thatsucks4u - 14/08/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML

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By oompaloompa - 28/10/2019 12:00

Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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By Username - 17/07/2011 19:59 - United States

Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML

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By anonymous - 24/09/2011 15:22 - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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You what now?

By ashley anne - 16/10/2022 04:00

Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML

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Soft as snow

By Snow White - 22/05/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML

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By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

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By tomchuq - 30/08/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

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quadder 0

Friday 5 August 2011 23:17

That's nasty

YoLauryn 0

Friday 5 August 2011 23:20

Pretend you did it on purpose to look like a tiger :)

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kyliemarino 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:50

If you have rolls, I don't particularly think you should be laying out naked...

doncarlitos10 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:08

They're 'fashion lines'! ?

Rwcrazy 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:11

If your that fat please dont sunbathe naked

Salkadi 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:58

That's just nasty

grapist 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:11

I love how there's more ydi

dino2muffin2 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:27

O_o"

LogoFoSho 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:36

NASTIE IS THE BEST! :p jk yeah it kinda is.

FML_LOL_439 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 7:15

All of you guys are such pricks! Everyone has the same right to do anything anyone else can, over weight or skinny! How would you feel if you posted this and all everyone did was insult you?!

lizzieislovely 11

Saturday 6 August 2011 8:06

I wouldn't be stupid enough to expect sympathy on the internet, personally...

Cow_girl_cutie 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 8:20

I'm talking about margie1294 when I say that and chili10

lizzieislovely 11

Saturday 6 August 2011 8:25

My point is still valid whether you were talking to me or not...

oakland43 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 7:25

LOSE SOME WEIGHT!!!!!!!!!

Skyanne 11

Saturday 6 August 2011 7:41

I'm so sorry. That's awful, but I can't stop laughing.

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