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By Username - 05/08/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

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By thatsucks4u - 14/08/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML

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By oompaloompa - 28/10/2019 12:00

Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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By Username - 17/07/2011 19:59 - United States

Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML

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By anonymous - 24/09/2011 15:22 - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By ashley anne - 16/10/2022 04:00

Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML

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By Snow White - 22/05/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML

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By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

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By tomchuq - 30/08/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

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quadder 0

Friday 5 August 2011 23:17

That's nasty

YoLauryn 0

Friday 5 August 2011 23:20

Pretend you did it on purpose to look like a tiger :)

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Dillon1531 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 5:07

You shouldnt tan naked fatty

xxpauliegunzxx 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 5:20

Hate to say it, but you did that to yourself. If you want that to stop, do something about it, instead of going on FML about it.

Zeke_Zimmerman 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 5:36

hahaha!

mekkme 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 7:39

time to lose weight?

MissyBoo13 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 8:24

that's really funny

missysangel 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 11:43

Maybe stop being a retarded fat hoe? Thanks

moonchild6991 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:48

Well don't worry, nobody's EVER going to see them

kipfischer 11

Monday 8 August 2011 5:17

Why don't u lose some f ing weight

beasting 0

Monday 8 August 2011 21:19

Maby you should loose sone weight fatty

Oniat 2

Monday 8 August 2011 23:41

Sounds like you need to diet and exercise before you tan. Tanning just increases your cancer risk, anyway.

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