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By Username - 05/08/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

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By thatsucks4u - 14/08/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML

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By oompaloompa - 28/10/2019 12:00

Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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By Username - 17/07/2011 19:59 - United States

Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML

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By anonymous - 24/09/2011 15:22 - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

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Tanning

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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You what now?

By ashley anne - 16/10/2022 04:00

Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML

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Soft as snow

By Snow White - 22/05/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML

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By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

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By tomchuq - 30/08/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

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quadder 0

Friday 5 August 2011 23:17

That's nasty

YoLauryn 0

Friday 5 August 2011 23:20

Pretend you did it on purpose to look like a tiger :)

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shelbyyyy11 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:46

that sounds like a personal problem

miadolcevita 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:52

wouldn't it be something if someone found this post sexy? hah

johnnybagodonuts 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:26

Yea......it sure would.....I guess

bandit6 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:57

Yikes fat chick tatting naked, that's effin gross

bettyc4 26

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:58

START JOGGIN!!!!!!!!!

margie2194 12

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:05

People aren't BORN intelligent. They become intelligent by acquiring knowledge.

johnnybagodonuts 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:00

I'm pretty mad that I just read this while eating

kbt13 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:00

"Even...naked," this is gonna be a hot FML... "... fat rolls" the ****?!

lidsthesquid 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:10

If anyone says anything just say you're a feisty tiger :D

Bebbo_fml 21

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:12

YDI for scarring God with you indecency.

4Lonely2Stoner0 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:14

If you have fat rolls, you definately should NOT be tanning naked.

sexxychickk 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:19

Loss some weight then go tanning again.!

beveywevey 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 10:18

Learn to spell and then post again.

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