By Username - 05/08/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
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YoLauryn 0

Pretend you did it on purpose to look like a tiger :)

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richjesus 2

what would an ugly ****** know about tanning anyway? even if you could you would end up stealing shit anyway.

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darkmis1 17

If you have fat rolls, tanning is a waste of money - it won't make you look good.

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ReynshineCutting 10

Newsflash. Bigger women can be much prettier/sexier than skinny women. I'd much rather keep a few extra curves than look like a 12 year old boy.

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DamnSmooth 0

No they can't. Having a curve or 2 & being a few pounds overweight is one thing. 'Fat' is a whole different ballgame. (God knows I've tried yelling at, punching & setting fire to my penis in an attempt to see if it were possible to get a boner from a fat girl. I was scared there was something wrong with me until I remembered I'm allergic to 'fat' and my penis was completely normal)

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ReynshineCutting 10

I'm about 40 lb bigger than "normal" and I am way hotter than half the skinny bitches I see every day. My fiance can't keep his hands off me, my best friend tells me she's jealous of my looks, I get compliments all the time from total strangers... Weight isn't everything. You can still be a hottie and be overweight.

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