Kids: Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my...

By amythest - 13/02/2012 00:18 - United Kingdom

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, despite the fact that we are well off and desperate to be parents, my sister refuses to let us adopt her unborn baby, and intends to “raise him on her own.” We earn twice what she does and have been trying to conceive or adopt for 7 years, and she doesn’t even have a husband. FML

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By failed brood mare - 17/11/2013 17:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

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Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 04:00 - United States - Eagle Mountain

Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML

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Narcissists never unite!

By bntje - 14/04/2013 20:39 - Netherlands - Holten

Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

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By pregnant loser apparently - 20/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Franklin

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 12:58 - United States - Newtown Square

Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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Classic grandma

By Anonymous - 22/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML

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Think of the environment

By Anonyname - 18/05/2014 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML

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Race against the clock

By huh? - 22/07/2020 20:00

Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML

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LaColombianita 26

Monday 13 February 2012 9:04

That's just sad. She shouldn't be bringing babies into the world if she can't even support them. Angelina Jolie has the money to do that.

DontClickOnMe 28

Monday 13 February 2012 9:04

Wow, 19 years old and four kids.. That's too many kids for that age.

Comments

zlt24 0

Monday 13 February 2012 22:53

That's disgusting. Four different guys with 4 different kids. Women these days are loose.

Jasonf6 0

Monday 13 February 2012 23:14

Your sister is ******* stupid and should get her tubes tied.

Listerinekiss_fml 7

Monday 13 February 2012 23:28

Am I the only one who noticed that this fml is stereotypical and racist

bubo_fml 10

Monday 13 February 2012 23:34

I wanna be like Ron Jeremy, but that doesn't mean I'll bed 1000's of Women or that my willy will grow!

crazycrystal 4

Monday 13 February 2012 23:37

Most of jolies kids r adopted so umm yeah ur sister is dumb

fanna_banana89 0

Monday 13 February 2012 23:56

That has got 2 b the dumbest excuse i have ever heard

eli_weli 0

Monday 13 February 2012 23:58

What does racial background have to do with the father if her child?

GoldLace 1

Tuesday 14 February 2012 0:09

Your sister is a race mixing ****

Eragons_Mommy92 9

Tuesday 14 February 2012 0:12

You know, its girls like that that give us GOOD young mothers a bad name. im 19 and have 2 kids (first was planned, 2nd was a suprise) by the same man who i am engaged to. we wouldnt dream about having another one for at least 7 years. you have to put the kids first. just because you want more kids doesnt mean you should have them!!! i feel sorry for her children. kids need stability. emotionally, and financially. and they deffinitly SHOULD know who their father is! god, people like that make me want to smack them!!