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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

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You deserved it 3 181

By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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You deserved it 14 846

By Fat Bastard - 20/05/2019 04:02

Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 316

By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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You deserved it 7 980

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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You deserved it 159

By thanks for the $5 gift voucher - 13/06/2015 16:34 - United States - Randleman

Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 2 409

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

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You deserved it 2 931

How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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You deserved it 167

By ana9 - 12/01/2009 15:56 - France

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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You deserved it 6 854

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Monday 18 May 2009 1:47

lucky

Green_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:54

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:53

Ehh at least you didn't cry on your birthday...

Green_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:54

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

itsmeppl 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 14:10

LMAO

deliciouskaek 1

Monday 18 May 2009 1:54

...and?

kallemonster 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:55

why is this an FML? I got jack shit for my last birthday, but I didn't complain.

socksket 4

Saturday 17 July 2010 12:52

haha i KNEW there wud b a comment like this

Sportsfan86 3

Monday 18 May 2009 1:56

lmao at #12

chrispy0111 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:57

Hmm, really? That's great!

LoveIsAStory 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:58

#7, i'm with you on that one. =) MickyD's is gross. OP: That's better than nothing.

Jaxro 6

Monday 18 May 2009 1:58

Quit complaining, you could have got nothing.

fmlAllStar7274 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:58

HAHAHAHA that is hilarous... At first I thought you meant like a macintosh, and i'm like.... so what? but than I realized it was a sandwich.....

jesslackszazz 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:59

Be happy you got something.

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