Now you're ready to get laid.

44 and 64 you guys rock. OP there is nothing wrong with this other than the fact that you have evidently never had a physical until now. There is absolutely nothing wrong with waiting for the right girl. If she hasn't come along so be it. Seriously, everyone who's saying "DUDE OMG U NEED 2 GT LAID LOL" ... you guys are the ones who need to lay off the guy. And for the guy who said "13 year olds are getting more than you" ... THAT is actually way sadder than this "FML".

Wow, that sucks. :(

Many women, such as myself, prefer small ones anyway. >7"s and I'll run for the hills.

"Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis." You are either a virgin or gay. Not that there's anything wrong with either one.

And I'm going to add this just because most of these commenters appear to be men, actual intercourse, while entertaining, almost never produces an ****** for the lady. I've never had one. It's all about what goes on before and after that counts for us.

I'd rather be a 40 year old virgin then a 20 year old *****.

lol why is everyone giving #46 shit, how is it at all "whorish" (aka promiscuous) to engage in foreplay with your boyfriend of 11 months? who gives a shit if she's 14, i saw my first penis when I was 14, honestly it's not that weird. (go ahead & call me a *****, see if I give a shit).

don't worry, virginity is becoming cool nowadays thanks to the jo bros.

Hun, don't be silly. Your mum's seen it, too.