By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States
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wow that's a FML if i ever seen one..
wow get drunk and laid buddy.
you lie! how about your momma and the doctor who circumcised you? pshhhhhh.
I'm going with everyone who is saying it's better to wait. Just because you are having sex, that doesn't mean your life is unfucked. You just have a whole new set of problems; often times problems that **** up your life even more. Sex has it's own realm of high and low points too, like everything. Lots of women are very forgiving, penis wise. If you get hooked up with a woman whose deal breaker is the tiny weenie, then it wasn't meant to be. There is a whole broad spectrum of sexuality. To the people saying, "You have a small dick, haha you suck!" or, "OMG get laid!" you are missing out on the greater part of it. Personally, I'm a virgin. I have my whole life to have sex. I have no rush. I don't become a new person when I finally do it. OP, you will always be you, virgin or not. Learn to love yourself, and THAT is what really matters. Everything else is secondary. Lastly, your doctor either, A) laughed at something else, or B) shouldn't be your doctor anymore.
#131 you are wrongggggggggggggg i do almost every time.
I'm not as sad for you for the fact that you have a small **** because tons of guys do (for every 9" there's a 3" there to balance it all out) but because you're 30 now and, no matter what, I'm pretty sure you can never recoup the confidence that has slowly drained from you after living half your life in fear. Try finding a date (my friends have met some amazing chicks on Craigslist, srsly), lick jawbreakers until your tongue is a clit stimulating machine, fall in love, and reap the pleasure of making a woman cum. You're 30. Don't worry, you got this, man.
#131 is wrong. Also, who's clicking YDI!???
FUL for sure. u/l man
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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.