Health: Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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RyanRaygun 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:38

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

neonoodle 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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lazyyygirl 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:20

30 year old virgin

Newo_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:35

You're a liar. This is retarded.

crack_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:18

SMALL ******* ****!

hellFighter 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:39

If you were 20, I would have given you FYL for having bad luck. At 30, it's basically your own damn fault. YDI.

delphina 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:35

9, that line is obviously from a Daniel Tosh show.

wtf_cupcakes 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:39

It's kind of pathetic how people say mean things about this. Even if you have like, the WORLD'S SMALLEST PENIS, some woman out there will still like you. I hope you find her. :]

crushedchris 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:38

Awww. :/

Cormophyte 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:12

Put down the sandwich and/or pick up some weights. Nobody has a good excuse for being a virgin at 30 unless they're disfigured or deformed, and even then...

HeroicDude 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:00

That's not true, I'm sure plenty of women saw your penis when you were a baby. *snort* PAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAAAH

f_ckkl_fe 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:52

BAHAHAHAHAHAH. damn it must suck to be you =/

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