By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
I agree, your life sucks 450
You deserved it 47

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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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131, you've never had an ******? So... you've never even pleasured yourself or had your man go down on you? Wow.

Well assuming this isn't fake, **** that doctor. Even if you had the most deformed penis in the world she is a ******* doctor that is supposed to be professional, not laugh at her patients misfortunes. **** that stupid bitch. And to the people saying he is a loser you sure can be assholes, you have no idea what the reasons are, it could be something that is beyond his control.

#136, read it again ffs. She said she never had an ****** through the actual intercourse, but she gets them from foreplay.

Unless you're under 3 inches, size really doesn't matter. And if you are under 3 inches there's so many things you CAN do (extenders, focusing other the other aspects of sex such as oral, other toys) that it's really not a BFD. I find that most guys obsessed with their 'teeny weenies' make a fetish out of it. They like being laughed at. Seriously. I have an entire group of clients who want me to giggle and mock their small penises. But really, it's not the most important thing. Honest. And guys with really big dicks in my not so humble experience are often lousy lays...because they rely far too much on 'hey, it's big'. Mmhmm so it is, but you have to do more than just whip it out. And if you're great at oral, a woman will forgive MANY flaws. ;)

I agree with #88. Penis size has nothing to with the female ******. A large percentage of women don't have orgasms during intercourse.

I think the comments here are mostly pretty pathetic. I bet the OP struggles with it and he's probably pretty embarrassed about it. So take it easy and you'll find someone soon. And men are usually bigger ****** #50 and #54. They do a lot to get into the pants of a woman.

OMGosh_S2 0

Wow....that's just sad buddy =|

smartalec23 0

shold have asked her if she was interested, that may have been your first and last chance to get it wet...

That sucks but I think you should get out more.