I don't believe this, because I'm sure some doctor would have looked at it before. My brother is 14 and a doctor has seen HIS so....

Well, without women in your life, you've probably had time to focus on other things. If you used that time productively, you should be fairly wealthy. Long story short, send me money.

I laugh at really unusual circumstances without anything being funny. Today, I was taking my dogs out for a walk, and they started trying to run towards some other dog while I was holding them. somehow I had to hold a laugh even though the situation was very far from funny to me.

Isaac Newton died a virgin, and he was one of the greatest men who ever lived.

...Your mom never saw your own penis?

You didn't have a mom when you were a kid?

#171 The problem with using brilliant men as inspiration in spite of virginity is that these guys were virgins because of the side effects of their genius, not the other way around. A good counter-example for people who say or imply that virginity can lead to genius is Richard Feynman, who lived a pretty down-to-earth social/sexual life.

REALLY DUDE, u need to do something about that; even a hooker or something damn

#121 " obviously you have no experience with women whatsoever." I have, and every doctor will tell you what I told you. I also said it can stretch...up to about 7 inches.

This sounds kind of fake. Why would your doctor laugh? That's really unprofessional.