I'm tending to classify this as YDI. Not because I'm an asshole (I believe), nor because you somehow caused yourself to have a laughable penis. Instead, because you said that at age 30 this was the first time a woman had seen your penis, and only because she was a doctor. And that you indicated you thought this was part of your FML. So how is it anyone's fault but your own that no one has ever seen your penis - by which I presume you mean that no one has come even close to being intimate with you? Ok, so you're expecting a hurtful reaction from women? Some may, some won't. But if you just avoid the whole thing, then you're becoming your own limiting factor. Here's the secret - (to almost everything in life BTW): Just behave as if everything is completely normal. So many people will subconsciously take their cue from how you behave. Act like your penis deserves to be laughed at, and many people will unintentionally oblige. Act like you think your penis is fine, and the idea of your using it to have sex with them is fine, and many will go along with you. Imagine you go into a shop and say: "I'll buy that one over there." and the shopkeeper laughs and says: "Are you sure?" Acting like you believe your penis is substandard gives exactly the same message to any woman (or man if you prefer them) that might be considering sleeping with you. So this isn't **** My Life. If it's what you want, then this is the start of Great ******* in My Life. "Have a nice Lay, Y'all..."

If you're a virgn at 30 then you must be doing something wrong. Even if you're abstaining for religious reasons. It's stupid and pointless. Just relax and enjoy live. Who cares if the doctor laughed? **** it, you know?

your mom saw your penis once.... haha im so funny arent i?

Aw. ;(

#156, nicely put.

To those saying I'm wrong and that they've had orgasms solely from intercourse, you're either a very lucky lady and part of the 25% of women who do or lying. www.bbc.co.uk/relationships/sex_and_sexual_health/probs_difficultyorgasm.shtml 75% of women do NOT have orgasms through intercourse alone. They require stimulation of the ******** at the same time. That's the truth.

yo fault, learn how to flirt, learn how to be personable and funny, and take some chances with women

Thanks, #80. Look, a guy with some common sense!

Although, this REALLY sucks...I have to point out that the ignorant morons don't know what they're talking about when they call this dude a loser for having a "small ****". That's unavoidable. But dude, maybe you'll luck out like the 40 year old virgin. hahah

Okaay, to everyone saying "good job for waiting for the right girl" ummm... what ?? I personally am a virgin, and i respect waiting BUT you're all missing what the OP is implying. Clearly he believes his life is ****** because he hasn't been intimate with a women yet. SO he isn't gay or religous, just a virgin. Meaning he is either afraid to be intimate, or just messed up in every relationship he has been in. THERFOR, his life is ******!