By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
I agree, your life sucks 450
You deserved it 47
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RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

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neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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mhinton6 0

that sucks... but thank you for sharing that and making every other guy out there feel a little more secure lol

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the_awesome 0

#44 is right, except for the pre-marital sex thing, pre-marital sex is good and lets you know what you want and the guy who wrote this, just remember the ********, and all will be good

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pinkpiggy77 0

Surely that's not true... your mom's seen your penis before!

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cforcatastrophe 0

Maybe he's gay? That seems a lot more likely...

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piderman13 0

being a virgin is awesome (:

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dweeman 0

thats unfortunate but get over your penis size and get something doesn't matter to everyone

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dizzzane 0

the whole doctor laughing thing isn't even the disturbing part... kinda scary to think you blew through your adolescence and twenties without one single hook-up. just out of curiosity, are you abnormally ugly or something?

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