Love: Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months...

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 21:35 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML

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Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By um...no? i don't think so anyway - 15/12/2013 19:16 - United States - Warren

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 11:04 - Netherlands - Dronten

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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By etsl - 26/10/2008 12:07 - France

Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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By womanlover12345 - 18/07/2011 16:05 - Spain

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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Wizardo 33

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:36

Dodge a bullet and don't let it go on for more than 2 months OP, end it now for your benefit.

firefighter925 18

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:37

Too soon? yea maybe too soon..

Comments

gimmicksz 9

Saturday 13 April 2013 22:20

Yup she's a keeper -__-

jnazzty 4

Saturday 13 April 2013 22:53

She's right. We don't love these hoes

suewtsn 3

Saturday 13 April 2013 23:58

I think that's from a movie. She was likely nervous though.

BrookRae 19

Sunday 14 April 2013 2:02

No excuses for why she responded with that.

K410 18

Sunday 14 April 2013 7:06

2 months is kinda soon for that, hell I dated a girl for 6 months and never told her that since she wasn't the mushy type lol

mlay 7

Sunday 14 April 2013 7:42

Two months and still?! If my bf of one month told me he loves me, i`d be the happiest person...that day!

Geary519 20

Sunday 14 April 2013 8:39

damn dude u got no game

spliit_fml 8

Sunday 14 April 2013 10:34

Two months is too soon to be saying I love you. It usually takes me about 6 months to say that so my guess is she probably felt pressured and said that.

Nerdypants 2

Sunday 14 April 2013 11:34

For everyone saying two months is too soon for I love you, my boyfriend said it to me after one month...although we had been best friends for a year. Yeah, OP, it was too soon.