By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 20:55 - Australia - Caroline Springs

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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
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KayDee29 31

I believe she incests on you performing unspeakable acts. I would just avoid her for a few years.

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lostinareverie 21

Better a drunk text to you than some sleazy guy who would take advantage and such.

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Spentpoet 26

He took her home alright. Home to sleep it off where she can be safe

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RedPillSucks 31

I can see the next FML. Today, I drunk text my boyfriend that I was going to **** his brains out. Woke up the next morning next to my brother whom I'd mistakenly dialed. FML

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I was about to post the same thing. Seems likely to be the most likely explanation.

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reyelisaia 15

I hope she sent that text to the wrong person.

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Witchylady 17

That's a little frightening. That even drunk she is having sexual feelings towards you. Lock your door.

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ToxicTyrael 26

She's more likely to have these feelings WHEN drunk. Would be more of a problam when she feels that way even sober.

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Teyros 24

Well.. That's not a good way for any girl to show interest anyway. Maybe it's a silver lining it's your sister. Some other girl could say that and be batshit crazy. No normal girl does that anyways..

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oobergoober89 16

Lock your door and hope you two are never drunk at the same time

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Brandi_Faith 33

This made me laugh. I can just picture the conversation, Op: "hey sis, are you drinking tonight? Sis: "Ya." Op: "looks like I'm going sober tonight." Or... Sis: "hey bro, you can't drink tonight cause I am." Op: "but it's my turn." Sis: "well I'm drinking tonight, so do whatever you want." Op: "nevermind, sober it is"

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